EXODUS
This is Rabid, also known as Moses. Let me tell you about my friend Rabid. Exodus tells how Moses leads Space People out of the Twisting Nether and through the wilderness to the promised land of Bleeding Hollow. Lord Drovix told Rabid of the glory of Bleeding Hollow and how the Beverage of Tasty was no more and how thy land had become fertile and lag free (thanks new Chicago datacenter). From there some shit happens with parting the seas and Space People is once again Tempest on the promised land of servers.
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name
That's Right we are recruiting for
Recruiting Fucking Everything unless you are Sadnacke
So come join us on Bleeding Hollow!